Match the T.V quote

What show has this quote "That fish is dead already... Don't they have a 24-hour warranty on those things" ?

What show has this quote "It means three birthday cakes" ?

What show has this quote "I--I'm trying to quit. You should have seen my last chest X-ray!" ?

What show has this quote "Is that a zit, or are you growing a new head!" ?

What show has this quote "To tell you the truth I think both titles are lame." ?

What show has this quote "Honey, at your age, there's only two things that are cute. Squirrels and little puppy dogs" ?

What show has this quote "He got 11 out of 100" ?

What show has this quote "So, they're letting you go to the bathroom all by yourself now" ?

What show has this quote "Is that what you think this is about? Dad, I am hurt. This has nothing to do with borrowing money from you. I was actually kind of hoping more for an outright gift" ?

What show has this quote "Hey, hey, hey, Itchy, Scratchy! What's going on ? I'm trying to read out here!" ?

What show has this quote "Thanks, it's ketchup" ?

What show has this quote "Oh, yeah! I remember coming home crying when I came in second for Winter Princess!" ?

What show has this quote "Because, behind my closet is... My closet" ?

What show has this quote "Well, I do, but my lungs don't" ?

What show has this quote "Hey, Dad, I'm really nervous about my date. And, well, I'm just gonna say this. There is nobody in the world who's advice I trust and respect more than you" ?

What show has this quote "You mean that day you came in and said you ran into a door" ?

What show has this quote "I'm a six, but I'll squeeze" ?

What show has this quote "You should know, you were there for 3 years" ?

What show has this quote "But I can't do it with poopy in my pants!" ?

What show has this quote "I wonder if he's got an older brother" ?

What show has this quote "Please, let's not blame the dress" ?

What show has this quote "Because it's a lousy situation, kid" ?

What show has this quote "Did you see the way she ignored you ? Well, I'm sorry, but that is no way to treat a man of your compassion, sensitivity" ?

What show has this quote "Look, I'm telling you--don't EVER call Dad names!" ?

What show has this quote "I'm not jealous. It just bugs me that she got promoted, and I didn't. (pause) That's "Jealous", isn't it" ?