Quotes from Everybody Loves Raymond

Who said this quote, What is a DVD player ? Is it for pornography ?

Who said this quote, That's the restaurant where the crazy old Chinese lady yells at you while you're leaving, right ?

Who said this quote, That's all I have to do ? In that case, the fork's been in the ice cream, too! ?

Who said this quote, So ? I'm your husband, you're supposed to love me no matter what's in my pants! ?

Who said this quote first, I wouldn't worry - it's not like Van Gogh has lost his paint brush. ?

Who said this quote, YOU STILL NEED REASSURANCE, AFTER 45 YEARS OF BONDAGE ?

Who said this quote, Oh, everything's turning out perfect for Raymond. ?

Who said this quote, I meant... No! I mean, I always say the opposite phrases of what I say. Like, just this morning I told Debra "I'm soup, can I get some hungry ?" ?

Who said this quote, I told her heaven was too crowded. ?

Who said this quote, I got the perfect solution- the witness protection program. ?

Who said this quote, Why don't you take a class for THAT ? I got grand-parenting class at 3. Today's lessons are "Blow my nose" and "Pull my finger". ?

Who said this quote, Look at him! He's like an animal, marking his territory! ?

Who said this quote, What in the holy name of crap are you talking about ?

Who said this quote, Yeah, while you're there, don't miss the seminar about moving to Florida. ?

Who said this quote, 'Luck' is the residue of good planning. ?