Boy Meets World, The Cosby Show, Sister, Sister, and Hannah Montana quotes

What show has this quote, Hmm, double d's, just like your grades. ?

What show has this quote, How do you accidently kiss someone ? Did she slip on a rug, and your lips broke her fall ?

What show has this quote, There's a dark side to a bake sale too, isn't there ? Fat. Cholesterol. What about that ?

What show has this quote, Yeah, and he did. He killed us. Big time. ?

What show has this quote, Someday you're gonna want to buy a house and you're gonna come to me. ?

What show has this quote, You know, there was one point there where I thought that we really had them. They were screaming EXITS! EXITS! ?

What show has this quote, Come on, Dad, five more minutes... Four ? Three ?

What show has this quote, Doc, how are my girls ? Tell me the worst! ?

What show has this quote, I don't need to look at some idiot box to have a good time! ?

What show has this quote, I could walk in without pants and get this job. ?

What show has this quote, Of course you don't. Everybody knows werewolf bites heal overnight. ?

What show has this quote, Guys, I've come to a conclusion: Men are idiots. Wait! There's more! Men are big idiots. ?

What show has this quote, Your dad's dating a homeless real estate lady ? Whoa, that's weird. She sells houses, but she doesn't have one. ?

What show has this quote, I don't know if you've noticed, but I've also run out of pants. ?

What show has this quote, I married a moose. ?

What show has this quote, Hey, *hold on*! Wait there! You know, everyday I ask you, "What did you do ?" and everyday you tell me "Nothing." Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean we both know something happened in school today and I want to know what it is! ?

What show has this quote, You see, my mom's mad at my dad because he got her a trash compactor for their anniversary. ?

What show has this quote, Dang! Your father still working on the door bell, huh ?

What show has this quote, I'll get as sick as you can get without actually... Dying. ?

What show has this quote, Why does everything have to haunt us for the rest of our lives ?

What show has this quote, He's a minister Dad. He'll tell God we're crazy! ?

What show has this quote, Coz I just made it up. ?

What show has this quote, I mean, I do love you, but like a brother or a pet fish, I'd cry if I had to flush you down the toilet but I don't want to kiss you! ?

What show has this quote, That was then, this is... Not then. ?

What show has this quote, The whole time WHAT, boys ?