8 Simple Rules Episodes

What episode has this quote, Well maybe that's why your generation is so angry. You're always walking around with a wedgie.

What episode has this quote, I just think it's funny that you're worried about me when Bridget says stuff like "I'm going to the library."

What episode has this quote, Everyone knows that when you bend down your shirt goes up, your pants go down, and your underwear just stays there... Duh, it's called physics!

What episode has this quote, Okay, Cupcake, I think you missed the word "under" in "underwear" because I can see your bra and that slingshot you're wearing under your pants.

What episode has this quote, How exactly does something stomp on you if it only weighs 2 pounds?

What episode has this quote, I'm a terrible fake mother.

What episode has this quote, This is worse than lost in the forest?

What episode has this quote, Kyle, right. Just so you know Kyle, if you ever pull into my driveway and honk, you better be delivering a package because you're sure as hell not picking anything up.

What episode has this quote, Well, I married him, so obviously not.

What episode has this quote, I'm mad at you for something you said, "Let's start a family." It was a bunch of years ago.