Funny Boy Meets World, The Cosby Show, Friends quotes

What show has this quote, That's okay. You're my friend, and I'm gonna teach you how to be poor. ?

What show has this quote, How ?! How could we have both ? You ever been to the super market ? The cider's no where near the egg nog. You know why ? They hate each other! ?

What show has this quote, "You can get in the car, drive at 80 miles an hour, backwards to Cony Island, run over the hot-dog vendor and the policeman on the way, and you won't be in any more trouble than you are now." ?

What show has this quote, My uncle had a really big tongue. ?

What show has this quote, Oh, you like that ? You should hear my phone number. ?

What show has this quote, I mean, these little things open doors! ?

What show has this quote, Someone sent us a basket at work once, and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day. ?

What show has this quote, "They could be anywhere doing who knows what." (Pauses, then continues, more enraged) "They'd better not be doing who knows what!" ?

What show has this quote, Oh sure, wait until I sell the store, then you buy something ?

What show has this quote, "A little late ? You were an hour late." ?

What show has this quote, Well, just for a couple of days. I'm here to explain to the people who gave us our grant, why it's a positive thing that we've spent all their money and accomplished umm... Nothing. ?

What show has this quote, Hi it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey what if I'm already there when you're playing this message ? ' (to the guys) Is that too spooky ?

What show has this quote, She's up in the bathroom singing On the First Day of Christmas, I Murdered Santa Claus! ?

What show has this quote, I'm guessing your new girlfriend wouldn't urinate on my coffee table. ?

What show has this quote, We have a baby ?

What show has this quote, That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you. ?

What show has this quote, Is that the stupid idea train coming around the bend ?

What show has this quote, Yes and maybe just maybe THAT'S INSANE! ?

What show has this quote, I said at least a month! Might be longer. ?

What show has this quote, Oh! Oh! , I can't believe it! I mean, I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better. ?

What show has this quote, This kind of antics will not be tolerated. How did you do it ?

What show has this quote, Oh nothing, I just think it's sweet. I'm in there too, right ?

What sho said this Right, aren't we on that road now ? Maybe an access road ? Are we even in the car yet ?

What show has this, "Well, what if you get hungry in the middle of the night ? What are you supposed to do, fold the kid up ?! ?!" ?

What show has this as a quote, Well... He's the headline act in a gay burlesque show. ?