SCRUBS - Who Said That????????

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"Helping someone move is like oral sex, you do it once and they owe you for life."
  • Dr. Cox
  • Danny
  • Carla
  • Jordan
    • 2
    "Hey champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
  • Dr. Cox
  • Dr. Kelso
  • J.D.
  • Jordan
    • 3
    "Eisenhower... was a sissy."
  • The Todd
  • Elliot
  • Dr. Cox
  • J.D.
    • 4
    "Oh! Ah... that was my mistake, I keep forgetting that you're a horrible, horrible person."
  • Dr. Cox to Dr. Kelso
  • Carla to Dr. Kelso
  • Elliot to Dr. Cox
  • J.D. to Janitor
    • 5
    "Hurry home tonight so you can ignore your son and not do your share."
  • Carla
  • Dr. Cox
  • Jordan
  • Turk
    • 6
    "Yes! I am the KING of gay chicken!"
  • Ted
  • J.D.
  • Ben
  • Turk
    • 7
    "Zangano!"
  • Janitor
  • Marco
  • J.D.
  • Turk
    • 8
    "I'm gonna park myself right here in the "V.I.P. section," so you can give me what'cha got."
  • Carla to Turk
  • Julie to Dr. Cox
  • Elliot to J.D.
  • Danni to J.D.
    • 9
    "Two guys destroyed your bike with a crowbar and a bat! One of them wasn't me!"
  • J.D.
  • Dr. Cox
  • The Todd
  • Janitor
    • 10
    "Don't tell anyone I'm nice."
  • Jordan
  • Dr. Cox
  • Dr. Kelso
  • Neena
    • 11
    "No, seriously, come on. You can come over to my humble house and point out things that are cheap."
  • J.D.
  • Elliot
  • Carla
  • Janitor
    • 12
    A: Yeeeah, I'm gonna need you to go back in there and use some from of the words die, dead, dying, deadsies, deadwood. Your choice. B: What was the middle one? A: Deadsies.
  • Dr. Cox & J.D.
  • Dr. Kelso & J.D.
  • J.D. & Keith
  • Dr. Cox & Elliot
    • 13
    "Hey big guy, how about you back off the lady, and we'll all agree that you're real scary."
  • Jordan to Dr. Cox
  • Nurse Paul to Dr. Cox
  • Dr. Cox to Dr. Kelso
  • J.D. to Dr. Cox
    • 14
    "Eyebrows"
  • Neena
  • Jordan
  • Molly
  • Elliot
    • 15
    "I lived with the Babcocks for two years. I didn't have a lot of rules, though, because they were really old and they thought I was a ghost."
  • J.D.
  • Ted
  • Elliot
  • Doug
    • 16
    "Dundadadundun shiny scalpel! Dundadadundun gonna slice him up!" (singing)
  • The Todd
  • Dr. Wen
  • Turk
  • J.D.
    • 17
    "Do not tell my daughter she has a vagina! I'm serious!"
  • Dr. Cox
  • Carla
  • Turk
  • Jordan
    • 18
    "Hey, nice singlet! Does it come in hetero?"
  • Dr. Cox to J.D.
  • J.D. to Keith
  • Dr. Cox to Nurse Paul
  • Turk to J.D.
    • 19
    "The only way you could be less productive right now is if you were in fact, the wall on which you're leaning against."
  • Dr. Cox
  • Janitor
  • Carla
  • Dan
    • 20
    "You wanna quit? Then quit! But you sir are a Worthless Peon! And you will always will be a Worthless Peon!"
  • Dr. Cox
  • J.D.
  • Ted
  • Dr. Kelso
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