F.R.I.E.N.D.S. WHO SAID THAT??

" Uberweiss. its new, it's German, it's extra tough"

" Wow that ripped. That ripped real nice"

" Oh mommy oh daddy I am a big ol baddy."

" Were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?"

" You kissed my best Ross"

"If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer."

"Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be stolen from your office?"

"As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress."

"You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance."

"Sure, just lend me your breasts and we'll be on our way. "

"Oh, what do you know? No-one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this."

"Why are you letting him talk to your crotch that way? "

"Ahh! Fair, schmair! Y'know? Look, if you want to get back at Ross, I am here for you. Really? No-no, I say-I say, I say we get back at him right on this couch. Right here! "

"Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth."

"Oooh, I think my boyfriend's ever so dreamy. I wonder what our wedding's gonna be like."

"But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break."

"Listen, Rachel, I appreciate your situation but this is Valentine's Day. So, if you don't mind, would you please just go back home?"

"Come on. You guys can pee standing up. "

"It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have... and receive."

"Aw, man. He took the five of spades."

"Mr Millionaire new from snooty play things. Third wife sold separately"

"So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye."

"Whoa. Where you going in those pants? 1982?"

"Cool. "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel." "

" Except for Kevin Mil-Moore may he rot in hell"