Wing Nuts - Quiz #8

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In "The Shrink" Lowell describes meaningful events with his hat. Which was NOT one of these events?
  • The first time I ever repaired an engine was in that hat
  • The first time Lowell Jr. ever threw up was in that hat
  • The first time I got hit in the head with a brick was in that hat
  • The first time I ever fixed a crank case was in that hat
    • 2
    In "The Shrink," what is the main reason Joe wants to get married on June 12?
  • It's good suit weather
  • It's a special date for his family
  • Farmer's Almanac says it's the right time
  • It's his birthday
    • 3
    In "The Shrink" Brian nearly flies the plane into the ocean. Roy then makes what announcement to the terminal?
  • Fly Aeromass, we'll get you there safely
  • Fly Aeromass, we're your kind of folks
  • Four out of five strippers prefer Aeromass
  • Fly Aeromass, our pilots are on time, not Thorazine
    • 4
    In "The Shrink" Joe said that after their mother left Brian did what?
  • Never trusted girls
  • Cried for a week
  • Slept under his bed and told people that his mom was Shirley Partridge
  • Ate nothing but pizza for a month
    • 5
    In "All's Fare" how much money does Antonio owe the IRS?
  • 600
  • 1500
  • 3000
  • 5000
    • 6
    How does Antonio pay the IRS?
  • With money he earned from Gavin Rutledge
  • He started a second business
  • With a bracelet Gavin gave Casey
  • By selling his blood
    • 7
    In "The Spark and How to Get It" Antonio says he always strikes out when he goes out alone. Brian's responds with:
  • "Well, by all means let's pool those resources"
  • "I'll make sure you have a good time"
  • "No one ever struck out as Brian Hackett's wing man"
  • "Even Roy could get a date at this happy hour"
    • 8
    At the Club Car, Brian and Antonio play good cop bad cop. After Brian yells at Antonio that "Guys like you make me sick," Antonio responds with:
  • "A fella's gotta try"
  • "Hey, it's a free country"
  • "You'd better bad cop me later fly boy"
  • He says nothing
    • 9
    In "The Spark and How to Get It," Joan lends Brian a book by what author?
  • Stephen King
  • John Irving
  • Danielle Steele
  • Danny Quinn
    • 10
    In "The Spark and How to Get It" Brian imagines himself as an old man meeting girls at the Club Car. He starts dancing, but his desired woman points out there is no music. What does he say?
  • "Baby doll, we can make our own music"
  • "I don't need no stinkin' music"
  • "Cupcake, you're all the music I need"
  • "I've got the music in me"
    • 11
    What is Miss Jenkin's first name?
  • Jennifer
  • Laura
  • Tracy
  • Ashley
    • 12
    In the Miss Jenkins episode, what one question do the students manage to ask Joe?
  • How long have you been a pilot?
  • Were you ever in the Air Force?
  • Do you ever experience equipment failure?
  • Is it possible to actually die of boredom?
    • 13
    Joe's excuses for equipment failure include all of the following EXCEPT
  • He was taking cold medication
  • He had a bad peach for lunch
  • He hadn't slept for days
  • His grandma just died
  • Ranger bit his equipment
    • 14
    Roy says that "Mr. Simon Sez" takes advantage of elderly women. Fay said that you'd expect that kind of behavior out of all the following EXCEPT:
  • Square dance callers
  • Mambo instructors
  • Male nurses
  • Gigolos
    • 15
    In "Fools Russian" Roy thought that his fiancee Anya Volkava had majored in
  • English
  • Art history
  • Archery
  • Electrical engineering
    • 16
    If you connect the freckles on Lowell's back, what do you see?
  • The Big Dipper
  • Mount Rushmore
  • Abe Lincoln
  • The Milky Way
    • 17
    Who is Evan Daniels?
  • An intern at Aeromass
  • Casey's high school crush
  • An art professor in Boston
  • The owner of the Club Car
    • 18
    What does Joe call the slow talking minister in "Sex, Lies, and Videotape"?
  • Reverend Roofies
  • Minister Molasses
  • Captain Coma
  • Reverend Valium
    • 19
    At the taping of "The Mary Pat Lee Show" Antonio says all of the following EXCEPT
  • "I love you Mary Pat"
  • "Go on girl"
  • "Come on girls, let's get him!"
  • "Mary Pat, we have a comment over here"
    • 20
    In "Portrait of a Con Artist as a Young Man" Casey gets all of the following birthday presents EXCEPT
  • A shoe rack
  • A scarf
  • Gold earings
  • A book on how to please women
    • 21
    Joe and Helen received all of the following as wedding gifts EXCEPT
  • A giant pencil
  • A crystal vase
  • A sneaker phone
  • Goose down pillows
    • 22
    In "Nuptials Off" Roy has what message for Senor Pepe?
  • "The Lizard is on the loose"
  • "Take care of these innocents"
  • The Donkey has died"
  • "Hey, where's my twenty bucks?"
    • 23
    In "Boys Will Be Boys" the lame bachelor party includes all EXCEPT
  • Stale vending machine food
  • Bible study
  • A sick stripper
  • Shadow puppets
  • Watching "Terms of Endearment"
  • Watching the news
    • 24
    Who shows up at Helen's bachelorette party?
  • Brian
  • Antonio
  • Roy
  • Officer Nasty
  • Sergeant Steve
    • 25
    All of the following happened at Joe and Helen's wedding EXCEPT
  • Brian got the wrong tuxedos
  • Helen got Binaca in her eyes
  • Helen got black marker over her lip
  • Fay put on her dress backwards
  • Joe's hand got stuck in the toilet
  • They had to get married in the bathroom
  • Antonio got drunk
  • Lowell told Helen that the wedding was off.
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